- Thu, 22:46: At the Beefeater. Me: it’s not normal to eat your guacamole dip with a fork. / J: you’re right *picks up teaspoon from saucer*
Thu, 15:46: So far today my puppy has tried to eat the wallpaper on my office wall, the radiator pipes, some kitchen roll she pulled out of the…
Mon, 11:40: Feeling crappy but convalescent rest with a puppy is apparently not a thing.
Wed, 08:58: After an emotionally and physically draining trip to my mum's I am good for very little right now. Puppy demanding to get up before…