Max (hawkida) wrote,
Max
hawkida

Train announcements as they happen

Would passengers note there is a bag on the platform, I can't quite see the coach it is near - it is halfway down the train, maybe coach D or C. If it is yours please put it on board as the last thing you want to do is leave it here. Again, please have a check that the luggage on the platform is not yours.

[pause]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your guard speaking again. Apparantly it is the train driver's bag, he has just gone to the toilet.
Subscribe

  • My tweets

    Thu, 15:46: So far today my puppy has tried to eat the wallpaper on my office wall, the radiator pipes, some kitchen roll she pulled out of the…

  • My tweets

    Mon, 11:40: Feeling crappy but convalescent rest with a puppy is apparently not a thing.

  • My tweets

    Wed, 08:58: After an emotionally and physically draining trip to my mum's I am good for very little right now. Puppy demanding to get up before…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    switch
    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
    Help
  • 6 comments