And since half my friends list seems to be awake and active I expect I'm going to have a good number of comments to plough through when I get back to the computer. And then there's the 3500 posts sitting unread in rec.arts.sf.fandom.
As Trinker once said on the group:
4000 rasseff posts in the queue
4000 rasseff posts
open one up, post a reply
4300 rasseff posts in the queue...
(though 4003 would scan better and be more accurate).